Zack and Griffin's Multiversal Pet Shop

Episode 101: Cool Cool Crabs

November 30th, 2022  |  57 mins 15 secs

bukavac, dnd, garroter crab, kobold press, library automaton, paper drake, tome of beasts

Zack and Griffin move to wine country, talk about crabs, frogs, and Paper Mario.

Episode 100: The Tournament of Champions

November 2nd, 2022  |  1 hr 12 mins

dnd, dnd 5e, tournament of champions

On this momentous episode, Zack and Griffin aim to once and for all answer the question: "What is the best pet in Dungeons and Dragons?"

Thank you, everyone, for helping us make it this far. Here's to another 100 episodes.

Love,
Zack and Griffin

Episode 99: Look At Me! I Want All of This, Everywhere!

October 19th, 2022  |  1 hr 24 secs

dnd 5e, kobold press, murgrik, tome of beasts 2, werynax, yowler, zouyu

Kobold Press saves the day once again with Tome of Beasts 2! Today's episode contains nasty cats, shiny stoats, lucky tigers, and the wildest combination of animals we've ever seen on this show. For real...it's wild.

Episode 98: Monkey With Knife

October 5th, 2022  |  57 mins 5 secs

5e, blood bush, dnd, eye killer, frog god games, gribbon, kathlin, tome of horrors

It's spooky season! Which means it's time to open the spooky books! Zack and Griffin return to the Tome of Horrors from Frog God Games and read you in on some spooky and mischievous friends.

Episode 97: Feed the Rich to the Great Egg

September 21st, 2022  |  56 mins 44 secs

cypher, monte cook games, numenera, pygmy hapax, quishamis, rocira, unagran

Let's turn this world all the way up to NINE! We're visiting the Ninth World once again, from Monte Cook Games' Numenera source materials. Creatures are always wacky and have some great names, which we milk to the fullest.

...we milk the names, not the creatures. At least not this time.

Episode 96: Stupid Sexy Grimace

September 7th, 2022  |  1 hr 5 mins

baliel, dnd, dnd 5e, fierna, graz'zt, juiblex, mephistopheles

An episode so SPICY we had to delay it initially! Join Zack, Griffin, and intimacy coordinator Justin Michael as they rank the best lovers the Lower Planes have to offer.

Episode 95.5: Gabe's Got It; It's Gotta be Björk

August 24th, 2022  |  55 mins 12 secs

dnd 5e, dohwar, gaj, murder comet, scavvers, spelljammer

Spelljammer is here! Don't worry about the number the episode! If you're not listening to this weirdly numbered episode, what the fuck are you doing?

An Update From GLM!

August 11th, 2022  |  2 mins 42 secs

We know you love to hear from us every other week, but have you given an ear to some of our sister shows?

Episode 95: Sh*tty Pokémon 6: Binacle Bros

August 10th, 2022  |  58 mins 59 secs

binacle, espurr, gen 6, kalos, klefki, phantump, pokemon

The Kalos region of the Pokémon world is filled with wonder, joy, and FASHION. It is also filled with some pretty bad 'mons. Zack and Griffin take out the trash with another installment of Sh*tty Pokémon!

Episode 94: Cats, but Not

July 27th, 2022  |  57 mins 46 secs

gypsosphinx, kobold press, kot bayun, mngwa, tome of beasts, vapor lynx

A spoof on our ever-popular "Dogs, but Not" series, Zack and Griff explore some cat alternatives, posers, and creatures that try really, really hard to be cats.

Episode 93: Molten Milk

June 29th, 2022  |  1 hr 48 secs

tome of beasts 2

Beasts as far as the eye can see! Or as far as the ear can hear? Cause, you know, it's a podcast.

We return to Tome of Beasts 2 from Kobold Press for some big cows, thick orcas, and magic memes!

Episode 92: Whoa, Striders!

June 15th, 2022  |  1 hr 3 mins

dnd5e, fleecemane lion, hippocamp, mythic odysseys of theros, typhon, woe strider

When sleepy boys make sleepy episodes, they use content that everyone can get down on. We open the Mythic Odysseys of Theros and just kinda kick it.

Episode 91: Good 'Ol Phalanges

June 1st, 2022  |  1 hr 1 min

Ah yes...Tarnished are we? Guided by grace to this dumbshit podcast? Sounds about right! Join Zack, Griffin, and special guest Chase as they delve the Lands Between for the best pets in Elden Ring!

Episode 90: Kreate-A-Krasis

May 18th, 2022  |  1 hr 1 min

arclight phoenix, cackler, dnd 5e, felidar, guildmaster's guide to ravnica, krasis

Did you know Guildmaster's Guide to Ravnica exists? Cause we totally forgot it did. Thank goodness we remembered, cause it brought us a whole new batch of fun friends, some of which are highly customizable!

Episode 89: Thunder Given Flesh

May 4th, 2022  |  58 mins 21 secs

bellowheart, cypher, earthshaker, minnern, monte cook games, neveri, ninth world, numenera

The trend for creatures for the Ninth World tends to either be "absolutely not" or "uncomfortably sexy." Find out who's who as Zack and Griff reopen the time portal and delve the depths of Numenera from Monte Cook Games!

Episode 88: Department Store Mimic

April 20th, 2022  |  1 hr 45 secs

dnd 5e, draconic shard, eyedrake, fizban's treasury of dragons, gem stalker, hoard mimic, mr. fizzy's dragon bucket

How'd we open a book all about dragons and not technically talk about a single dragon? Zack and Griffin open up Fizban's Treasury of Dragons yet again to scrape out every last morsel of dragon humor.