August 11th, 2022 | 2 mins 42 secs
We know you love to hear from us every other week, but have you given an ear to some of our sister shows?
August 10th, 2022 | 58 mins 59 secs
binacle, espurr, gen 6, kalos, klefki, phantump, pokemon
The Kalos region of the Pokémon world is filled with wonder, joy, and FASHION. It is also filled with some pretty bad 'mons. Zack and Griffin take out the trash with another installment of Sh*tty Pokémon!
July 27th, 2022 | 57 mins 46 secs
gypsosphinx, kobold press, kot bayun, mngwa, tome of beasts, vapor lynx
A spoof on our ever-popular "Dogs, but Not" series, Zack and Griff explore some cat alternatives, posers, and creatures that try really, really hard to be cats.
June 29th, 2022 | 1 hr 48 secs
tome of beasts 2
Beasts as far as the eye can see! Or as far as the ear can hear? Cause, you know, it's a podcast.
We return to Tome of Beasts 2 from Kobold Press for some big cows, thick orcas, and magic memes!
June 15th, 2022 | 1 hr 3 mins
dnd5e, fleecemane lion, hippocamp, mythic odysseys of theros, typhon, woe strider
When sleepy boys make sleepy episodes, they use content that everyone can get down on. We open the Mythic Odysseys of Theros and just kinda kick it.
June 1st, 2022 | 1 hr 1 min
Ah yes...Tarnished are we? Guided by grace to this dumbshit podcast? Sounds about right! Join Zack, Griffin, and special guest Chase as they delve the Lands Between for the best pets in Elden Ring!
May 18th, 2022 | 1 hr 1 min
arclight phoenix, cackler, dnd 5e, felidar, guildmaster's guide to ravnica, krasis
Did you know Guildmaster's Guide to Ravnica exists? Cause we totally forgot it did. Thank goodness we remembered, cause it brought us a whole new batch of fun friends, some of which are highly customizable!
May 4th, 2022 | 58 mins 21 secs
bellowheart, cypher, earthshaker, minnern, monte cook games, neveri, ninth world, numenera
The trend for creatures for the Ninth World tends to either be "absolutely not" or "uncomfortably sexy." Find out who's who as Zack and Griff reopen the time portal and delve the depths of Numenera from Monte Cook Games!
April 20th, 2022 | 1 hr 45 secs
dnd 5e, draconic shard, eyedrake, fizban's treasury of dragons, gem stalker, hoard mimic, mr. fizzy's dragon bucket
How'd we open a book all about dragons and not technically talk about a single dragon? Zack and Griffin open up Fizban's Treasury of Dragons yet again to scrape out every last morsel of dragon humor.
April 6th, 2022 | 58 mins 8 secs
black, gen 5, pokemon, solosis, tirtouga, trubbish, unova, vanillite, white
Unova calls are Zack and Griffin turn their hats around and open up the Pokédex to find the worst 'mons in the region! And maybe, just maybe, redesign some of these Pokémon for the better.
March 23rd, 2022 | 1 hr 22 secs
cave qui, cypher, gazer, monte cook games, ninth world, numenera, skysmasher, slicer bettle
Zack and Griffin have both been very ill recently, and decided to discuss some horrors of the Ninth World to restore their spirits? Yeah, doesn't make much sense to us either, but one of these critters actually turns out to be a pretty good pet! What a surprise!
March 9th, 2022 | 1 hr 3 mins
dnd, gerridae, kobold press, kongamato, ravenala, serpopard, tome of beasts
In case you haven't noticed, we're big fans of Kobold Press and their tomes that are full of beasts! We open the first Tome of Beasts again and play matchmaker to some hard to cuddle pets, while also plotting the downfall of capitalism. Enjoy!
February 25th, 2022 | 1 hr 5 mins
attercoppe, dnd, keyhole dragonette, kobold press, orniraptor, snake with a hundred mage hands, tome of beasts 2
We at the Pet Shop know that friends come in all shapes and sizes! After some big bois, we can't forget to show some love to the little guys! It's a return to Kobold Press's Tome of Beasts 2, but this time with extreme chickens and weasel dragons!
February 9th, 2022 | 1 hr 16 secs
a-mi-kuk, alpamac, kobold press, shukankor, tome of beasts 2, willowhaunt
In today's episode, Zack and Griff open up Kobold Press's Tome of Beasts 2! They should've called it the Tome of BIG BOIS, because there's only the biggest of the bois in this episode! Trout monsters and death trees for everyone!
January 26th, 2022 | 58 mins 7 secs
dnd, dnd5e, fizban's treasury of dragons, ghost dragon, harengon, korred, metallic sentinel, metallic warbler, mr. fizzy's dragon bucket, the wild beyond the witchlight
It's a two-for-one special today at your favorite Pet Shop! Zack and Griffin return to two previous sourcebooks to talk about some folks who are just plain rad. Step beyond the Witchlight and call up Fizban, it's time for a HSOMGTFAFR!
January 12th, 2022 | 1 hr 4 mins
cypher, mercurial wasp, monte cook games, ninth world, numenera, oxyuratl, psellis, void cat
It's the first episode of the new year! Zack and Griffin prepare for 2022 to do its worst while checking out more mechanical friends from the Ninth World, courtesy of Monte Cook Games!